Hello, is this thing on?

So my profile has been up for exactly one week now. I have discovered a lot in that time and have come to the conclusion that online dating is just like real dating, except exponentially more disappointing.

I went out to the bar Friday night and in my semi buzzed state I was wondering what your stats would be in real life at a bar if they were calculated just like the dashboard on match.com. There's probably an app for that. Let's compare

Dave's Bar Dashboard:

Dave's Actual Match Dashboard:

As you can see in one single night, I had much higher stats in real life than one week on match.com. I think I might be on to something here. I am optimistic however. I had 38 profile views in one week, That's 38 potential dating disasters waiting to happen.

I'll admit I haven't actually paid for match as of yet. I am spending much more time on POF, only because I can email women for free. That's right, for free! More on that in my next post. If I get to 50 profile views by the time my next paycheck comes, I'll sign up.